tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

cinema-snaps:

You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

misguided-innocence:

body comparative

usb-dongle:

it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life

(Source: usbdongle)

wantly:

♡

wantly:

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But bro, all I really want is good vibes. ✌️🌻🌞

datingaunicorn:

digivolvin:

whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.

THIS IS LITERALLY HOW I THINK. AND THEN I SING THE SONG

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

(Source: v0tum)

kardashy:

i found my senior quote

kardashy:

i found my senior quote

Hot Pockets are the worst to eat high because they’re 82737749 degrees but like on the other hand, it’s a Hot Pocket man. You can’t just let it cool down.

euo:

"You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen."
Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher

euo:

"You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen."

Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher

  

bad-b-doitbetter:

toinsanetobesane:

homesickonhigh:

slavetomanyfandoms:

baron-connectfour-the-third:

Why did Fall Out Boy not make this an actual thing?

Pete’s vocals at the beginning are magical. 

the harmonies oh m gy g od

how are they so majestic

ughh love this so much

mountainashes:

trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly

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